For What Shall a Man Sell His Soul?

Answer: A Google ad spot. This seems like every college student's dream. Why struggle to find a job to pay for your school in addition to your already manic schedule when, with a goose-quil pen and a few drops of your life's blood, your blog that is a favorite hobby to post upon can generate some modest revenue. I guess making money off of a personal blog is like gun laws: Why enforce something new that no one shall take seriously since all that you need is already at your fingertips if you would only use it. The logic is no different for blogging. Why waste time at a mediocre occupation trying to support yourself as a full-time student when you can just manipulate a previously existing hobby to rake in some muy much wanted wampum? If the ads seem tasteless to you, don't blame me . . . it's just the stupid artificial intelligence that Google uses match ads with my postings. I'll just use the word "match" one more time to see if that ridiculous dating service, e-hormoney.com turns up as a hot link. Ah, yes! I can see it now: SWM w/ nil social skills seeking same in SWF. Preferably from Australia. That one's for you, Pecadillo.